I have asked this question to countless people (mostly in hair salons) as an alternative to small talk, and it always yields interesting results.

Rules:

  • You get the money right now, right where you are. If it’s 10pm and you’re in the middle of nowhere, your money will still go poof at 11pm.
  • As a result of the above, tell us what time it is and roughly where you are (big city, desert, small town, …)
  • You must spend the money. You cannot give it to someone to hold on to it for you for a while.
  • Normal world rules apply, e.g. you cannot buy a $250k car at a dealership in 1h in cash, and you cannot buy a house in 1h either.
  • Remember that getting from where you are to the place you need to go takes time. Factor that in!

Edit: I’m glad you guys had fun with this one. Feel free to post similar hypothetical questions. I kinda like these.

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  • state_electricianEnglish
    9·
    1 year ago

    Where do you go that accepts 1M in cash without calling the cops? And who manages to count that much money? And who won’t call the cops if the money suddenly vanishes?

    • ramius345@beehaw.orgEnglish
      2·
      1 year ago

      Depends on if in this hypothetical fantasy situation if buy means initiate or complete the transaction.

      • Slawtering@lemmy.mlEnglish
        1·
        1 year ago

        I’d read it as the physical cash leaving your hands in a transaction, so I guess you could order something to be delivered in X amount of time.