• jmcs
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    2 months ago

    Republicans are just betting that Biden won’t just shoot Trump on live TV during the debates, since they know they have no such moral qualms.

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      2 months ago

      Alright.

      So. If he did that… I dunno. I think maybe if he went back to rule of law, after the fact, I might applaud.

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      2 months ago

      Wouldn’t it be a hell of a thing if Biden could channel the vengeful spirit of Charles Sumner for just ten minutes on live TV during a debate? Class, open your history textbooks to chapter 11, The Caning of Trump.

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        2 months ago

        Breathing heavily, dabbing sweat off his brow, Joe Biden finally stopped swinging the sledgehammer at the bloody pulp that was once a person, who was once Donald Trump, who was once a US president. Joe cleared his throat to signal to the crowd to end their “let’s go Brandon” chanting.

        “My fellow Americans, by decree of executive order, and I urge Congress to pass legislation to issue permanence to it, a US president is not immune from prosecution, starting now.”

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          2 months ago

          Don’t forget: “What’s that sound? It’s OBAMA’S MUSIC! HE’S TAGGING IN!”

          Bill and George are just hanging out nodding their heads.

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            2 months ago

            AND HERE COMES JIMMY C FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE WITH A CHAIR!!!

            Who would have thought a man in hospice could climb up there!