The qr code is just a text string. It says “1,000,000”. Fucking amazing.
He’s got 999,999 problems, but leaving the country ain’t one.
Leaving is fine. Returning? Hah.
I mean, that shit won’t get him into any country. So leaving may not be the problem but you gotta arrive somewhere. Unless his plane just circles over the Atlantic Ocean until it runs out of fuel and plummets into the water.
Although, leaving might also be a problem. You gotta show ID to get on any plane. The first time it comes out, he’s probably getting detained at O’hare.
“Diplomatic Operations Specialist”
🤡
Also the fact that “title” is the only one not capitalized is amusing to me
It feels like they would be fucked if these worked. The US is not good to non-citizens.
Oh it’s much worse than that.
Imagine if this worked, and people could just exempt themselves from the law by carrying a card that says “diplomatic immunity” on it. Everyone would do it, you’d be crazy not to, even if you weren’t planning on committing crimes, just to prevent the possibility of a (potentially unjust) arrest or conviction.
And once everyone is above the law, you basically have The Purge, which devolves to more of an Escape From New York kind of vibe, before finally landing in Mad Max territory.
Or, alternatively, we recognize that the card works just as well for the authorities, who can’t be charged with anything for ignoring your diplomatic immunity.
ironically, the state of Texas is trying this "no, laws don’t mean anything’ tactic with the supreme court right now.
“Diplomatic immunity!”
“You heard 'em. Cut off their access to public services while we arrange transport to their homeland of… Oh! Heaven! Hey! Have Phil get the cannon ready!”
I like how he wanted people to know his birthday, just not how old he is
OP is here for you!
Those are two different people. One is a man and the other is a woman, for one.
Huh, I wonder what a “beneficery” is
My favorite part is trying to pass off this super official looking /s card with this lame ass cell-phone photo in a zipper jacket lmao
The least believable part of this card is it being valid for 20 years!
Only question is how much he owe in child support
Is that the Bundesadler top middle?! wtf xD
I’ll bet that looks real good in his wallet tucked next to the “get out of jail free” card
That eagle hologram on the top looks suspiciously German. Going through the versions the most like likely (wing shape, size of tail, various details) seems to be the kleines Bundessiegel, small federal seal, this one.
So tough luck, this is actually a personell identification card of the limited liability company making up the German federal level.
I should start a business selling these
I’d check with a lawyer before opening shop. I suspect there’s no law against this, but it may fall under a genetic defrauding the mentally impared.
You know it’s just a matter of time before someone sells you out to get a plea deal.
You don’t think there is a law about fake IDs?
There is no actual ID this is trying to imitate. That would be like saying corporate ID badges are illegal.
Oh, really? I bet if he leaves the borders of the US at all he carries a real passport. No customs officer will put up with this. They have zero sense of humor when it comes to documents.
I want to see some stories of people who have tried to travel internationally with these.
they’re out there. the guy that sells them has been arrested like 36 times for trying to cross borders with them.
How the hell is he not in jail for forging documents? I guess he’s not forging legitimate documents, but he has the entire intent and sells them and tries to use them… Should be in jail on principle, and for selling fake goods.
Probably cause it’s not a forgery/falsified doc. It’s just pretend scribbles?
It’s still fraud. He’s selling something under false pretenses. He claims these work when they do not.
It’s considered a “fantasy document” alongside the “World Government Passport”
Is he advertising it as a fantasy document? That’s the whole point of fraud: fair representation.
If someone says, “Hey, you wanna’ by my last shit for $10,000!?!” and someone takes them up on it thinking there’s no way someone would ACTUALLY sell their shit for 10k… they’re totally fine selling, and that buyer is a moron with little legal recourse.
However, if someone tells you they’re selling petrified dino turds and gives you a fresh human shit… yea, that’s fraud, even though both are selling shit.
Arstotzka so great, passport not required
hamilton bro is irl jorji
Bey stands for "been evicted yet?'.
