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testeronious@lemmy.world to Comedy Heaven@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Nice joke

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Nice joke

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testeronious@lemmy.world to Comedy Heaven@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    Here I thought it was time consuming.

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    If you did eat a clock then surely that would pass the time

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      Or it would pass in time

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    It’s so delicious, you’ll go back for seconds

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    Knock knock

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      Come in!

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        Ok

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    Why do you have to sneak up on clocks?

    Because otherwise time flies.

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    I tried it, but I’m a Minuteman.

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    No Big Muzzy in here.

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    There may be an l too much?

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