• fl42v@lemmy.ml
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      11 months ago

      > Hi mom, hi dad! Meet my gf [redacted]!

      *whispering*

      > Yes, she’s a little bit dug up corpse, but don’t say that around her: she’s kinda sensitive about it.

      (Stolen from a random video/podcast)

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        11 months ago

        I also get upset when people say i look like a corpse,

        Just because i am one doesn’t mean you have to constantly point it out!

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      11 months ago

      I mean, alive, consenting age, not Intellectually disable, not in a coma… also, we all know can"t be fat