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spread@programming.dev to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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spread@programming.dev to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • robocall@lemmy.world
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    “I don’t want to kill innocent people” is a perfectly acceptable response

    • Thranduil@lemmy.world
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      I only want to kill innocent people

      • ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com
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        Far more likely to actually get you out of service

        • bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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          And into the local PD

      • Deceptichum@kbin.social
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        I only want to kill my commanding officers who are forcing me to go there.

        • Thranduil@lemmy.world
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          Instant promotion to the top. Cant kill your co if you are the co

        • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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          You should enlist with these guys.

          https://twitter.com/PStyle0ne1/status/1756220075483299864?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp

      • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works
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        https://piped.video/watch?v=tfWezzzUF3U

    • BoxerDevil@lemmy.world
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      Bur won’t get you out of it. They will just give you a non combat role

      • Programmer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Maybe say “I like throwing grenade backwards like bowling balls in wii sports?”

    • DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world
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      Also conscientious objectors exist, even when conscripted through the draft they were relegated to non-combat roles, the same exists for the American military now, it takes all types of people to keep a war machine running.

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    “No I mean sexually. I find government-sponsored terrorism a real turn-off.”

    • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      "That’s good! This war is actually sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legend, "

      • THE MASTERMIND@feddit.ch
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        But to play it with privacy use Nord vpn.

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    Spying on you, before you even start working. Even more reasons to not sign…

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      I mean, if it is IG posts, then it is public information

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        Only if it is a public IG post as OP didn’t mention if the post was public or private.

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    Just say you can’t hear him. Pretend you’re deaf and they won’t send you to war

  • tjsauce@lemmy.world
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    Just recite the Draft Dodger Rag: https://youtu.be/_T9MHFldX1E?si=g3RaOCPI12ar3p9M

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      Phil Ochs, brilliant!

    • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      https://piped.video/_T9MHFldX1E?si=g3RaOCPI12ar3p9M

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

  • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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    Easy fix, just break your leg infront of him.

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