I have a lot of runners up, like Amrito for Amy, or Bradinglesmirch for Briar, but I think the dumbest has to be Scott Von Scott of the Scottsdale Scotts Who Did Scott So Scottily in the Battle of Scotteen Twelve.
So I ask you, what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever called your furry friends?
One of our cats gets called “Fluffy Chicken” or “Lala Chicken” quite a lot. I don’t know why, she is neither cowardly nor poultry shaped.