“You must be fun at parties.” Uh why would I want to party with Nazis?
“So edgy.” If I cared what liberals thought, I wouldn’t be a communist.
“You’re just a larper.” Larp it till you make it, am I right? Also, what have larpers ever done to you?
“Nazism and communism are the same.” Yes, Nazism is when you want to destroy Nazism forever rather than fund it the way you do.
I like when they can’t even process what to say anymore, so they start doing smug redditor voice at you. “Oh dear, lacking in both emotional and general intelligence. Such a combo!” or “Ah yes, quite a robust display of edgy, uneducated ignorance from our resident temperamental leftist. Does your pharmacist know your prescriptions are running low?” I would respect them so much more if they’d just say something more like “you’re trash and you suck, fuck you.” Instead they have to act like they’re some professor at a podium mocking an unruly student.
Honestly most of the time when a liberal insults me it’s either straight ableism or they do some moral grandstanding about democracy or etiquette. They get so prissy pants sometimes. “Can you please stay on topic? I never even mentioned “first world crackers” and I don’t know why you’re using such brutish words with me.”