MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agoHe is my evening nightstand duck, we get each otherlemmy.worldimagemessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up1413arrow-down15
arrow-up1408arrow-down1imageHe is my evening nightstand duck, we get each otherlemmy.worldMudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square22fedilink
minus-squareDendrologist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·edit-24 months agoSadly his battery life is crap though. Doesn’t even last an evening before needing charged again
minus-squareMudSkipperKisser@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 months agoSince you have experience with this gentleman, why do you suppose he has an “x” on his butt? I thought it would be a “tap here to turn on” thing but you can just spank him anywhere and he turns on
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-24 months agoIf you rub the x vigorously enough, you get to make a wish. Whether or not the wish will come true is unknown at this point.
minus-squareMudSkipperKisser@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoThen I will rub will all my vigor and might and report back
Sadly his battery life is crap though. Doesn’t even last an evening before needing charged again
Since you have experience with this gentleman, why do you suppose he has an “x” on his butt? I thought it would be a “tap here to turn on” thing but you can just spank him anywhere and he turns on
If you rub the x vigorously enough, you get to make a wish.
Whether or not the wish will come true is unknown at this point.
Then I will rub will all my vigor and might and report back