• EmperorHenry
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        9 months ago

        “How do you feel about funding groups of killers to fight proxy wars only to have them turn against us years later in a very long-con kind of scam to steal the natural resources of 9 different countries?”

        “Great! Your first mission is to protect that one warlord who set up a bed in an all-girls school to have sex with them.”

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            9 months ago

            It’s better if I just imply things. The idiots that believed all the propaganda about those wars won’t figure out what I’m talking about.

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        9 months ago

        Whoa there. That’s the college job fair. The High School one is, “poverty tears collection specialist”.