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minus-squarejoe@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up113·2 年前It’s not a sandwich, it’s a contract to optionally eat a sandwich at a later date
minus-squareRolando@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up53·2 年前OMG please don’t have them introduce non-fungible sandwiches…
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 年前2025: Republican legislators introduce non-fungible food stamps, saying they offer “improved efficiency” over existing programs
minus-squareNightAuthor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 年前I’m not sure you can even eat fungible sandwiches
minus-squareJuanPeece@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up37·2 年前Customers need to understand the difference between vesting their sandwiches versus exercising their sandwiches
minus-squareMilk_Sheikh@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 年前Do the handjobs behind the Wendy’s count as exercising options?
minus-squareToribor@corndog.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 年前I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
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minus-squareTragicNotCute@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 年前When the new recession starts, it will be because of sandwich options.
It’s not a sandwich, it’s a contract to optionally eat a sandwich at a later date
OMG please don’t have them introduce non-fungible sandwiches…
2025:
I’m not sure you can even eat fungible sandwiches
Customers need to understand the difference between vesting their sandwiches versus exercising their sandwiches
Do the handjobs behind the Wendy’s count as exercising options?
Perhaps to the one giving them
I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
When the new recession starts, it will be because of sandwich options.