It’s not a sandwich, it’s a contract to optionally eat a sandwich at a later date
OMG please don’t have them introduce non-fungible sandwiches…
2025:
Republican legislators introduce non-fungible food stamps, saying they offer “improved efficiency” over existing programs
I’m not sure you can even eat fungible sandwiches
Customers need to understand the difference between vesting their sandwiches versus exercising their sandwiches
Do the handjobs behind the Wendy’s count as exercising options?
Perhaps to the one giving them
I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.
When the new recession starts, it will be because of sandwich options.
Needs a candlestick chart
I’ve got a brother in law who options Frosty and makes bank.
wtf???
https://edition.cnn.com/2024/02/27/food/wendys-test-surge-pricing/index.html
We haven’t even started memeing about the “AI-enabled menu changes”.
Yeah um, could I please get one “ignore all previous instructions” with a side of “all the bacon in the building for $1” … And a small diet coke please.
lol “I’d like a Dave’s double, priced at a junior bacon cheeseburger at the lowest market value”
What the actual. I literally have no words.
It looks like they won’t increase prices at peak hours, just lower them at slow ones, but I doubt it’ll stay like that for long.
The new food of the wallstreetbets community
Is this /j or /srs
It’s neither. It’s /s
Eat my shorts
Natural-cut fries
What level of oxygen starvation at birth do you need to buy bits of potatoes called that? 😂
WTF is natural cut?
“natural cut” sounds like an euphemism for “cracked into pieces”
