fidel-balling

“In his frequent basketball matches, Fidel has started using a new move he simply calls ‘The Step.’ It is undeniably effective, yet is its goodness equally undeniable? As revolutionaries we must not merely pay attention to ends, but to means. I worry that this flash and pomp is not befitting of the revolutionary leader. It serves to separate him too much from those caught in the chains of a maudlin life, marred by oppression and economic strife. Yes, it leads to a basket, but at what cost to the communal spirit?”

  • Journal Entry by Che Guevara, 12 December 1962

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Che Guevara got dunked on so hard by Castro that he theory nerded out, declaring the Euro Step to be at a ‘cost to the communal spirit’

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    9 months ago

    Fidel is scoring so hard he named his own killer move that, I gotta admit, makes him win so much. But has he considered that being this frustratingly amazing at basketball makes the rest of us jealous?! >:(

    It’s kind of awesome they were this close friends, in a way.