heartheartbreak [fae/faer]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-29 months agoThe hogs are getting girthier?? (Cw: animal corpse)hexbear.netimagemessage-square63fedilinkarrow-up1103arrow-down10
arrow-up1103arrow-down1imageThe hogs are getting girthier?? (Cw: animal corpse)hexbear.netheartheartbreak [fae/faer]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-29 months agomessage-square63fedilink
minus-squareWheaties [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51·edit-29 months agoif only there were already an established species of large ungulates - ideally herbivores - to fill the niche and prevent hogs from over-expanding
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up56·9 months agoGotcha, we’re going to introduce gorillas into the environment to fight the boars
minus-squarerobotElder2 [he/him, it/its]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·edit-29 months agoThe beautiful part is that when winter comes the gorillas will all freeze. : (we should have a skinner emote)
minus-squareodmroz [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·edit-29 months agoNot if we allocate funds to get them all hats and scarves. Will be introducing this bill to various southern state governments within the month.
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·9 months agoKind of surprised I could have sworn we had a “No, it’s the children who are wrong” emote
minus-squareSacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·edit-29 months agoStill not doing it, maybe we need to also get some predators like grizzly bears to eat the hogs
minus-squareFrank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52·9 months agoYou know what this continent needs? A wide ranging social apex predator that uses pack hunting techniques and controls the population of large herbivores!
minus-squarePoison_Ivy [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 months agoIn all seriousness hogs are not native to North America wolves would cull the population but what would be better if the hogs were outright removed
minus-squarebetelgeuse [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 months agoYes it would be nice if North America was post-hog, if you will.
minus-squareSteamedHamberder [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·9 months agoWriting up a grant proposal to develop a Moose for the subtropics.
minus-squarealcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·9 months agoYou mean like hippos?
minus-squareWheaties [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·9 months agoBuffalo, im saying we need to bring back wild buffalo
minus-squarepeeonyou [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-29 months agoNah, then the white man will just slaughter them to spite the Native Americans all over again
if only there were already an established species of large ungulates - ideally herbivores - to fill the niche and prevent hogs from over-expanding
Gotcha, we’re going to introduce gorillas into the environment to fight the boars
The beautiful part is that when winter comes the gorillas will all freeze. :
(we should have a skinner emote)
Not if we allocate funds to get them all hats and scarves. Will be introducing this bill to various southern state governments within the month.
Kind of surprised
I could have sworn we had a “No, it’s the children who are wrong” emote
Still not doing it, maybe we need to also get some predators like grizzly bears to eat the hogs
You know what this continent needs? A wide ranging social apex predator that uses pack hunting techniques and controls the population of large herbivores!
In all seriousness hogs are not native to North America wolves would cull the population but what would be better if the hogs were outright removed
Yes it would be nice if North America was post-hog, if you will.
Writing up a grant proposal to develop a Moose for the subtropics.
You mean like hippos?
Buffalo, im saying we need to bring back wild buffalo
Nah, then the white man will just slaughter them to spite the Native Americans all over again