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    Front end is hard. Slapping together some form elements, xhr requests, and DOM updates is easy. Building a usable, consistent UI, that makes proper user of the backend isn’t. On top of that, every jackass thinks they get it because they’re a user, so you get unsolicited suggestions from everywhere.

    Source: front end devs sobbing in the cubicle next to me.

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      Here, I’m going to scare all the front end devs “Make it pixel-perfect to the designs”

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        Meh. I’d rather make pixel perfect to designs than not have designs…

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        It’s only scary if you’re incompetent.

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      Don’t forget the long nights of overtime, redesigning that one button component for the sixth time.

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        Because some doofus upper level manager needs to make the project his own and the button doesn’t “pop” enough.

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    Backend-engineer doing frontend: same

  • BougieBirdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    You could just call this “Programmer programming” and save some screen real estate.

    Something something DRY practices

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    The problem is you have comp sci majors who learned .Net or Java handed react, so they do their damndest to turn react into .Net or Java.

    I have seen many travesties committed in react and angular from people trying to turn them into what they know instead of letting them be good at what they are.

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      I have seen many travesties committed in react

      That’s a complete statement on its own.

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    Front end programmer doing full stack:

    Apes together strong!

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      Oh my colleagues love hearing about using Node.js for the backend…

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      I’ve done it. I kinda miss Ruby actually.

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        Clearly stockholm

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    ‘Make it pop’ - lol

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    “Throw a bunch of stupid animations in there so it looks like a powerpoint presentation made by a 13 year old”

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    :)

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    Let’s just create a variation of this that has the same image for everything

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