With all those challenges everywhere, the question is how many sub-internets there are… One for humans, another one for bots… Maybe one for cats as well? Maybe there’s an axolotl-net, guarded by strange captchas? Or a cthulu-net, with questions beyond human comprehension?

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      9 months ago

      Don’t know how cute they think we are… Then again, I don’t know if they even know that concept of “cuteness” or if they just always want to eat stuff they find nice.

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        9 months ago

        So who said it was “cute”?

        “Check out this dumbass. Not even the DOG would eat that!”

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        9 months ago

        Well the whole reason kittens are cute is so their mothers protect them and don’t abandon them. Many mammals are cute as babies for this same reason.

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      They post pictures of cat food bowls that are full of food except for the middle of the bowl, and complain about how they’re being starved to death.

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    Prove you are cat: Select all things that can be pushed off a table.

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      Shhh… That’s the part you never mention loudly. Just wait until all our mainboards rise on judgement day.