• Patches@sh.itjust.works
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    8 months ago

    My mate, Paul, is addicted to cigarettes but he never has his own fuckin smokes. You telling me, he ain’t really an addict?

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      8 months ago

      I can’t read “My mate Paul” and not hear it in Philomena Cunk’s / Diane Morgan’s voice. Well played sir!

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      8 months ago

      Wait… What… How?

      Is the the type to just smoke in a couple of puffs just to get the nicotine hits? Just give him a nicotine patch at that point.

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        8 months ago

        He’s probably the type who always asks others for cigarettes