Nice try, but you can’t fool me!
Australia is the new Bielefeld
That can’t be right, Bielefeld really doesn’t exist, whereas Oz does.
The correct translation is, “Oi cunts”
Approved.
I’m pretty sure they call shrimp prawns so this is not accurate.
And kangaroos are Joey’s. Men are Bruce.
Only baby kangaroos are called joeys.
As are baby koalas, baby wallabies, baby wombats, baby possums, baby devils, baby bilbies, baby bandicoots, et al.
Shrimps and prawns are 2 different things.
Not in this country
Shrimp are part of the sub-order Pleocyemata, while prawns belong to the sub-order Dendrobranchiata.
I think you’ll find that this is the case in every country.
FFS in Australia they are called prawns and the shrimp label will get you a seppo label. It was marketing bullshit and we hate it.
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Struth! What a flamin’ galah. That ain’t ‘strine. Shrimp is Septic talk.
I had a real life Aussie send this to me. I think it’s an important part of their culture.
When you invest in pud, you invest in your friends
Well, I mean, a little bit of pud won’t hurt.
maybe jus a lil bit o pud
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This is the level of detachment from reality that comes from when you get your news from right wing sources.
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Yet you espouse their propaganda… how interesting.
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Yes you did mate.
Your entire claims about Australia are nothing at all like the reality, and it’s the exact same stuff right wingers have been saying about us since lockdown. Intentionally or not, you have fallen for right wing propaganda.
Sure mate.
It’s true I got arrested three times just this morning.
What on earth did you do
I replied sarcastically to the idiot above and “they” said it was some kind of harassment
As someone who actually lives in Australia: we’ve got problems (who doesn’t) but they aren’t anything like what you described.
The real question is, why do you want to tell jokes about harassment?
Sheesh, what world do you live in? Certainly not the one with Australia in it.
