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minus-squaretheangryseal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·8 months agoMe too, I’ll even do the prayer thing and everything. I’ll drink the blood, I’ll eat the flesh, I’ll sing the hymns. If I had a jetpack nothing about my life would be boring. Someone needs to call the pope. “Bruh, church attendance doesn’t have to be down! Everyone who converts and tithes gets a jetpack! We’re back baby!”
minus-squareColeSlothlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoShit. To go that hard we’re going to have to include fuel, maintenance, and an insurance plan.
Me too, I’ll even do the prayer thing and everything. I’ll drink the blood, I’ll eat the flesh, I’ll sing the hymns.
If I had a jetpack nothing about my life would be boring.
Someone needs to call the pope. “Bruh, church attendance doesn’t have to be down! Everyone who converts and tithes gets a jetpack! We’re back baby!”
Shit. To go that hard we’re going to have to include fuel, maintenance, and an insurance plan.