Gork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months agoLet π = 5files.catbox.moeimagemessage-square130fedilinkarrow-up1832arrow-down117cross-posted to: science_memes@mander.xyz
arrow-up1815arrow-down1imageLet π = 5files.catbox.moeGork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square130fedilinkcross-posted to: science_memes@mander.xyz
minus-squareGladiusB@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 months agoI need a new maitre’d for a restaurant I am opening. How busy are you?
minus-squareColeSlothlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 months agoIll take it! I’ll give you the hardest 30 minutes I’ve worked in my life, and then retire.
minus-squareGladiusB@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoSo you do know how to act like a decent human. Damn. Well the restaurant closed. I guess you can just be nice for your own esteem now.
minus-squareColeSlothlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoNope. I had sold my house to move and told the kids already. Now I’m jaded I just lost out on 30 mill and we’re homeless. I’ll be an ass forever, now.
minus-squareGladiusB@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoWell you were before. So the fam should be used to it.
I need a new maitre’d for a restaurant I am opening. How busy are you?
Not very, but I’ll require lots of pay.
How does 1 million a minute sound?
Ill take it!
I’ll give you the hardest 30 minutes I’ve worked in my life, and then retire.
So you do know how to act like a decent human. Damn. Well the restaurant closed. I guess you can just be nice for your own esteem now.
Nope. I had sold my house to move and told the kids already. Now I’m jaded I just lost out on 30 mill and we’re homeless. I’ll be an ass forever, now.
Well you were before. So the fam should be used to it.