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orangeNgreen@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

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orangeNgreen@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    2 years ago

    Butt plug maybe?

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      She’s not practicing her chess. She should eat a wheel of brie everyday

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        Stick a pawn up your butt in a foreign country and become a queen? I’m not sure how chess comes into this?

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          https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-67822137

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      As an experienced butt plug enjoyer, the plug will shoot out if you have enough stuff trying to exit your body. And if you have even SOME poo that really needs to come out, it will be SUPREMELY uncomfortable.

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        Also takes up some of that real estate.

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          But it’s free

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      And then do a Mexican Lawnmower

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          Jesus fucking Christ. Hesitated on my coffee after seeing this lol.

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