• partial_accumen@lemmy.world
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    “When there are sidebars, an attorney doesn’t leave his side anymore because leaving him alone means leaving him to potentially sleep,” Rubin said. “He has a stack of papers with him at all times now to go through.”

    “We tried everything! Jangling keys above his head, coloring books and crayons featuring his favorite MAGA hero (himself), its just too difficult to try to keep him focused.” -Rubin probably

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      2 months ago

      I’d like to know what is in those papers. I wonder if they are just complementary news stories about him. I bet the only subject that can hold his attention is himself.

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      its just too difficult to try to keep him focused

      Put a McDonald’s meal in front of him. That’ll get his attention.

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      I saw this episode of It’s Always Sunny where they used a Bluetooth vibrator to help Frank cheat at chess.