MAGA Paul Atreides
Folks, we got the best spice. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it. They say, “Barron, this spice melange, it’s so fantastic, it’s stupendous, really great stuff.” And I agree. Of course I agree. But folks, the liberals, they want to take away your shai-hulud. They’re gonna try and pass a law putting a limit on how many meters your shai-hulud can be. And it’s no good, folks! No good! That’s not what the Founding Fremen wanted for us! Not our freedoms! Not our shai-huluds!
Feyd-Rautha of MAGA Prime
Can’t wait to hear the most brainwormed takes from this little shit.
Lisan al ghaib!
My father came to Syria not for oil, not for the riches, but for the strength of the Islamic State.
idgi
Chat, is he mewing?
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skulls literally do not work like that
Our big wet ex-president and his heir apparent large son, from Ben Garrison’s brain
had no idea making pie could get one so ripped
He kneaded that pie, dough
Imma tell my kids this was Paul Atreidies
The motherfucker is reaching Primarch proportions
Oh lord, lmao this is going to be really annoying
Before I thought he was probably a regular kid born to horrible parents. I used to feel sorry for him but - of course - not anymore.
*hair
I heard he slipped at the penguin exhibit.
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Homeboy looks like he smells a shitty diaper.