• KokusnussRitter
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    2 months ago

    -Clarkson! Conserve our energy reserves!

    -No friction. Nothing to stop meeeeeeee!

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    “When they see your ship break the warp barrier tonight, they change course, and make first contact with humanity.”

    “Not if we let Captain Slow drive, though.”

    “Right. Won’t happen. Humankind will get assimilated, all because May prefers a luxury ride over a proper engine.”