It’s important to note that this era doesn’t temporally discriminate.
We’re fucking the present and future too.
Welcome to my unboxing video, make sure to like and subscribe, and watch all the way to the end because ẗ̷̟̹͔́̒h̷̥͈̤̿̈͋e̶̢̛̺̮͒̉ ̶̭͈̟̍̍c̵̗͓̓̽̾͜u̵͍̣̲͆̾ṙ̷̯̪̓̑ṣ̶̌ê̶̢̤͂ ̸̡͊͐̍ȏ̵̻f̷̧̩̿̒ ̶̖̬̭̍͑ţ̸̛̰̼͛̉ḩ̸̛̣͙ȩ̴̀͐ ̵̣̖̪̉͆̓á̴̺͎͐̀n̸̡̖͚̈́͊c̸̩͇̈́͘į̸͉̌̚ẹ̴͒ṉ̵͉̈ẗ̸̬́͑ ̷̲̎͂͐ơ̷̱̗n̵̨̲͓̈́e̸͙̱̩͋ ̶͍̑͑͠ͅḫ̸̢̟̈́͋͂ȁ̵̼̼͠s̸̖̘̝̾ ̷̼̑́̇i̸̡̟͂̒̋͜n̶̨̜̹̑̑̄f̶̹̻̟̃ḙ̷̩͜͠c̶̩͖̑t̴͓̝̞͠e̸̡̗̦̿͝d̵̬̋̊ ̴̠̈́̿y̴͎̼͊̍͌ò̷͔̽͂ǘ̴̢̜̞͒̇r̷͉̓͑̂ ̵̳͚͑́͠s̴̤͑̈́ȍ̴̝͓̽ͅu̵͉̝͒̎̔l̵̦̳̅ͅ.
Better than being made into a pigment. Or jerky.
Hey! I was gonna eat that mummy!
That thumbnail looked like a very big sub sandwich.
How do you make it to this position and not know how to put on a mask correctly?
They didn’t have masks in ancient Egypt.
They’re not “grave robbers”. They’re “archeologists”.
What’s that taste like
“My God, this is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy!”
“He’s teriyaki flavor!”