There was only one thing I missed about the old CTH subreddit, and that was that we would occasionally get a lost lib that would stumble in and start calling us Putin lovers or some shit. It was always really funny watching them expect to bring the reddit debate shit in only to be completely not be taken seriously at all.
Well, they’re back baby!
RUZZIA! 
RUzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz because I fell asleep.
I endorse “Because Ruzzia already looks bad you bran and turd stuffed puppet muffin” for a site header.
The “… hope you were paid well” got me too. Calling us Russian bots and everything lmao. These people actually exist
What’s next, a Xi Winnie the Pooh and social credit joke? Calling Trump Drumf and Putin Putler? Why do these guys think getting names wrong is some kind of own?
They operate under the idea that Putin and Xi care about what Americans (and it’s almost always Americans) think about them
Buddy, I got news for you, they don’t give a shit if you make fun of them
It’s futile, like an ant trying to bite the sun
at the end of the day is is a sick expresion of narcissm , the whole logic , stemps from the point that “they” can not be Wrong about something.
Thats also why they imagine all the “Badies” leading Bot armies against their Belives , because “they” is just that important !
The truth - that we are wasting our finite time on Earth arguing with clueless assholes of our own volition - is of course much sadder
I don’t argue with people
I say weird shit or insult them and then ignore them
If they want to think I care about them, that’s a personal choice
Honestly a good insult. Respect for that one
To me it gives off the sames vibes as the Mango Mussolini shit, but at the very least that’s new, innovative, and has good mouth feel.
6/10
It has the
vibe that the orange man jokes lack.
Usually the libs are far less creative, so I respect the innovation over “Putin shill” or w/e
OH my mistake for being unclear I was referring to Stuffed Puppet Muffin with my compliments. They managed to overcome the initial cheeto joke hurdle to surpass mediocrity
giving me big “Tommy needy drinky” vibes
JESUS FUCK
And this guy’s writing was seen as so important it laid the groundwork for the case to kill the Internet Archive
This guy makes like $300k a year from writing. He’s published in White Wolf books, a ttrpg publisher I actually respect. I tried to be a writer once but this is the kinda guy who succeeds.
Successful writers don’t have to be good writers. They have to pander cunningly and know the right people.
It’s how Kurtzman still has a career in Hollywood.
Razza frazza wuzza ruzzia
beat me to it
hate to be that guy but I think it sounds exactly like when libs like Chuck Wending do that whole “WEDNESDAY. The day you flumpty-foo! And you think boopty-bop and zippity-zoom but the truth is, razza frazza wuzza wooza” and go “Trumpie couldn’t even comprehend if I called him a fumcrustable turd gurgling herd burglar”
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that’s the one! I couldn’t find it!
It’s like
except sincere and a fucking lib.
I have no idea what any of that means or what it refers to lol
I understand it, but I hate that I understand it
Please do not explain it to me
Hard disagree, but to each their own.
Seconded