variants@possumpat.io to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 个月前Fellow millennials, how do you prevent your child from yearning for the mines?possumpat.ioimagemessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1347arrow-down111
arrow-up1336arrow-down1imageFellow millennials, how do you prevent your child from yearning for the mines?possumpat.iovariants@possumpat.io to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 个月前message-square41fedilink
minus-squareLucidlethargy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down26·4 个月前Yeah, I don’t understand the need to breed many people get. I think more people than we think may have worms in their brains.
minus-squareDaGeek247@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up31arrow-down1·4 个月前Evolution: spends billions of years exclusively selecting organisms that reproduce Lucidlethargy: “All these people having kids isn’t natural, They must have brain parasites, it makes no sense other wise” Evolution:
minus-squareTheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·4 个月前“Do YOU feel the Need? The Need to Breed?”
minus-squareWild_Mastic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-24 个月前Need for Breed, now also on pc and switch
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 个月前It might not be as polished as Need for Speed, but it’s much more exciting than the hyperspecific baking sim Need for Bread.
minus-squareWild_Mastic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 个月前At least it’s not the lame Need for Beans
minus-squaresmowtenshi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 个月前tfw need to breed, but have no one to breed
minus-squareTexMexBazooka@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·4 个月前It’s only a basic biological imperative
minus-squarebeefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 个月前Need maybe, “forced to / constantly harassed to by culture / family / church “ also in the mix here
Yeah, I don’t understand the need to breed many people get. I think more people than we think may have worms in their brains.
Evolution: spends billions of years exclusively selecting organisms that reproduce Lucidlethargy: “All these people having kids isn’t natural, They must have brain parasites, it makes no sense other wise” Evolution:
“Do YOU feel the Need? The Need to Breed?”
Need for Breed, now also on pc and switch
It might not be as polished as Need for Speed, but it’s much more exciting than the hyperspecific baking sim Need for Bread.
At least it’s not the lame Need for Beans
Hey, that’s a cult classic! 😠
tfw need to breed, but have no one to breed
It’s only a basic biological imperative
Need maybe, “forced to / constantly harassed to by culture / family / church “ also in the mix here