You need to wear tear-away clothes with the (pardon the phrase) gayest possible outfit on underneath. It needs to be a show! Make it loud and fabulous! 🏳️🌈
“Hi, I am a very straight man who… loves looking at red meat and eating… hooters. AT Hooters, where the straight men are. I would like my free beer now, dollface.”
Someone’s feewings got hurt. I would probably go grab a free beer though.
Grab a beer, kiss a dude and then shout “this fucking bar made me gay!”
Then leave a bunch of positive online reviews and make videos about how this bar makes people gay and you’ve never been happier.
You need to wear tear-away clothes with the (pardon the phrase) gayest possible outfit on underneath. It needs to be a show! Make it loud and fabulous! 🏳️🌈
Seriously though, this sounds like a terrible idea in a bar full of homophobes and free beer.
None of these posers are old enough to drink.
Homophobia sucks, but the level of cringe in these comments is off the chsrts
All it takes it one sip and BAM! FABULOSO.
While C&C Music Factory starts playing on the loudspeaker
“Hi, I am a very straight man who… loves looking at red meat and eating… hooters. AT Hooters, where the straight men are. I would like my free beer now, dollface.”
Yep, grab the free beer so they have to absorb a loss, avoid the place like the plague the rest of the year.