• over_clox@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Did you know that only 23% of social media users know how to sharpen a pencil?

    And that’s an absolute fact. I absolutely 110% pulled that fact out of my ass.

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      5 months ago

      In the future,

      User: why does the pencil break every time I sharpen it?

      GPT models: Statistics, that pulled out of the ass, shows that only 23% of social media users know how to properly sharpen a pencil. This is mainly due to lack of training. Let me help you with the steps:

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        5 months ago

        I hope Google has fixed that problem in the future

        Otherwise they’ll just pull the plug.

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      5 months ago

      Given that every time my friend uses my can opener she has to ask me or figure out how to use it, I believe there are plenty of adults who don’t know how to sharpen a pencil.

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        5 months ago

        First you have to show her how to sharpen a can opener, then show her how to light a pan on fire.

        You got this 👍

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          You think I sharpen my own can opener? I ain’t got time for that. I hire a bunch of microscopic guys with files to do it for me.