• cm0002@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    I wish I was hot enough to be fucked by an Olympic athlete. I’d probably die just trying to think about keeping up with their endurance, but what a way to go out!

    • Todd Bonzalez@lemm.ee
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      5 months ago

      Look, I’m a kinda fat 30 something dude, and I just do kegels and edge and I can fuck for like 45 minutes solid. Athletes waste all their time exercising non-erogenous parts of their body. If gooning was an Olympic sport, I’d take the gold.

      Tl;Dr: Don’t have sex with an Olympian, have sex with me.

      • GBU_28@lemm.ee
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        5 months ago

        Please expand this to about 1000 words and you got a new copypasta goin

      • emeralddawn45
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        5 months ago

        “If I barely move my body I can last for a super long time. The trick to longer sex is less exertion, all these people getting sweaty and tired are doing it wrong”