Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?
I’ll make my own X, with blackjack and hookers!
You know what? Forget X
Do a flip!
Bite my shiny metal ass
Me, Bender.
I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways… by force.
I’m back baby!
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
Just reminded of my true favorite:
Save it for the cross burning, Adolf
“I can guarantee you anything you want.”
Shut up baby I know it
I say this week the time. Often when my girlfriend complements me.
I should be better at accepting complements.
Shutup baby, i know it
Daffodils.
Bender Bender Bender!
Bender Bender Bender!
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
(Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)