Give a girl a fish and she stares at you for a day.
Give her a fishing rod and she will stare at you for the rest of her life.aggressively stares at you until the end of time
don’t kill fish, instead offer blåhajs
May interest you in a blåhaj instead?
omg blåhaj
Sharks are fish, so this is a win!
“Hey baby, are you a deep sea trawler? Because you’re the fundamental driving force behind fish stock depletion and marine ecosystem collapse. Unrelated, here’s a fish.”
🫴🐟here for you
If I had a man who knew how to properly set up and maintain a healthy aquarium environment with proper PH and knew the dangers of nitrate levels, I’d be so happy!
i want a man to set up an aquarium so i can swim in it
✨️❤️ Dream man ❤️✨️
What a specific, yet sincere, longing. I wish you good luck on your endeavor.
Please don’t give me a fish
If you keep going and hand out bread you could feed like 4000 people