At home:
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Balls
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Fuck your dad (probably got this from r/chapotraphouse)
At school:
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Wah! (an actual demonstration of sadness feels healthy)
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God’s angry at Mr. Butt Bidet today
the good ol’ blasphemous “jesus fucking christ”
In places where I can say fuck: “Ah, fuck.”
In places where I can’t say fuck: “Ah, ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffudge.”Personally big fan of mincing the swear to “Ah fffff-for crying out loud.”
This is the way
blyad
blin
I don’t actually speak RU
Similarly, ‘Bozhemoi’ is in my lexicon from like, Harry Turtledove alt-history
Not from X-Men comics?
Never read them! Dad had Turtledove novels and not X-men comics. Had some Jonah Hex comics though, and this one weird comic I’ve never been able to find or name that was a weird sci-fi story about an interstellar fight against an Alien Ant empire lead by a Monkey Emperor
I’ve got two that i don’t know where they started. If something happens suddenly like stubbing my toe or being surprised/scared I’ll literally go “GOLLY” If I’m angry at getting killed in Overwatch or something I go " Suck my left dick" which I can’t trace at all
Similar vibe to a fav, “fuck off the edge of my dick”
Pretty sure that one’s a Super Best Friends original
Removed by mod
fugg
fugg :DDD
recently i’ve noticed myself saying “god damn you” to inanimate objects a lot. it goes much harder than just “god damn it”
Death to America
“fucking dogshit”
I have dogs, and sometimes they have that really huge smelly poop that instantly falls apart when touched. Trying to clean the yard can be an exercise in frustration. That frustration translates.
I blame Uncle from Jackie Chan Adventures for teaching me “Aiya!” and my usage had only gotten more frequent.
YEBAAAAAT’
I say “Christ on sale” a lot, which I think I first heard in an episode of Archer. Otherwise usually just an ad
chain of invective.- Wah! (an actual demonstration of sadness feels healthy)
Best said with Waluigi pronunciation
Around kids: shazbot
Alone or around adults: well, shitfire.
Usually “god fucking dammit” or “jesus fucking christ” or “for fucks sake” but anything with ye olde f-bomb will do in a pinch
Around others: crap
Just me: either crap or shite
