• Bread@sh.itjust.works
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    “Hi, I am a trans man”

    “You are biologically a woman?”

    “What? No. I am part man and part transmission. I have a purpose. I was born to shift people’s views for the better and help them get their lives in gear.”

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        You’re welcome, citizen! Remember to drink plenty of water and stretch to maintain a healthy body. TRANS MAN AWWAAAAYYYYY!!!

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    From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal.

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      I miss my sweet, innocent self that could go “Oh boy oh boy, our dude Elon started a cybernetics company!”

      Hits a little different when he wants brain implants and a Martian slave colony.

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        dude can’t even handle the word ‘cis’ he’s gonna be a shitty dictator

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        It was much more fun when one could think he was just a somewhat awkward nerd who fell upward from wealth into insane wealth.

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    Average age of a Republican = old
    Average amount of Big Macs consumed = probably a lot
    Age x burgers = pacemakers
    Therefore, the average Republican is demonstrably more machine than the average American

    Checkmate, Laura. Republicans projecting as always

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    I fail to see why she considers this a bad thing lol.

    Mechanize it all!

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    I don’t know this community or its context, but please invent robot lungs and liver soon.

    Edit: Also I love this art. Would’ve just scrolled right past if it wasn’t something I liked

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    TIL I’m trans and became that way with the metal plate bionics in my arm.

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      Same, but the rod in my leg doesn’t give me a speed bonus. I think its machine spirit is pissed or something.

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        Nah, it’s just the old bionics giving you a chance to stay alive on a 6+ when you lose your last hitpoint.