• AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social
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    5 months ago

    Michael Phelps is a weed and turkey consuming machine that was apparently genetically crafted specifically to swim and do bong rips.

    The “Phelps Diet” SNL sketch was pretty amazing as well.

    This country would probably be a lot better if we were all more like him.