• tetris11@lemmy.mlEnglish
    10·
    3 months ago

    We learned it like this at school:

    Light beam bounces once or more, suck that victim dry, senor
    Light beam bounces none or less, seek the curtains now, princess

    • MJKee9@lemmy.worldEnglish
      6·
      3 months ago

      Werewolf school didn’t teach me shit…i mean they did teach me how to shit to properly mark my territory, but didn’t use any fancy poems or nothing.

      • SwedneckEnglish
        2·
        3 months ago

        well now i want to see a fantasy school where they have werewolf choirs and barbershop quartettes

      • tetris11@lemmy.mlEnglish
        2·
        3 months ago

        At least they let you guys outside. Imagine being told you need “sleeping lessons” where they lock you in a box all day