Monoculture: not even once.
Poly that culture and poly that cule
The polycule is even better when it’s a polycultural polycule tbh
And I’m guessing like 90% the corn is food for livestock.
Probably 40/40 between livestock and fuel
and 40 for doritos
Woohoo wet bulb temps in a heat dome thanks to modern agriculture, looking forward to an eventual news story about thousands dying from heatstroke in the midwest!
Oh neat we get to have Dustbowl II to go with the rest of our interwar period, just like last time! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Well first heat dome that kills thousands then Dust bowl after all the cornfields go fallow and turn to dust
This won’t be a dust bowl.
This time it’ll be a steam bowl with lethal wet bulbs killing all of us outside of air conditioning.
“Don’t care, cheap treats.”
The hottest part of the map in north-central Iowa was once pristine wetlands that had managed to survive destruction by settlers.
Until literal Nazi prisoners of war helped drain what was left during WW2.
“Behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Corn followed with him.”
This word has seamlessly found its way into my vocab and I learned it a day ago
i like popcorn but it make my tummy hurt
Humanity will never be able to do terraforming! 
corn was a bad dude
Huh. Is this a problem in terms of something we have to change for climate change? Or is it a compounding factor that makes the experience of climate change worse that would be fine in the absence of other things like greenhouse gasses?
I’m not kidding the corn has been boiling me like a sauna. When I go outside my glasses fog up.
Wow, really fucked up to dismiss the usefulness of corn. It’s also for Doritos and Coca Cola.
