It’s more Don’t Dead Open Inside than Aneurysm Posting, I feel.

Dammit… So close…

I am very anxious about blood draws. The flag is speaking to me.

Don’t save a life, Be afraid to give blood

That sounds like a warning.

I like to think the story behind this one is that it originally didn’t have the top right text. The put “be afraid” on a new line, it left a hole in the top right, so they filled it in without thinking.

Boom. This.

Fuckin vampire van

Even if you go by the colors it doesn’t make sense. “Don’t be afraid to give… Save a Life… Blood”

What?

I shan’t not!

EDIT: I shannot?

Just saw the community poster and remembered I never really mentioned @timenaan@lemmy.world for the creation of this community, whose comment on a post (first post on this community) is why I made this community.

Wait that tag didn’t work, how do I tag a user?

Passive-aggressive marketing.

transcript (manual):

DON’T SAVE A LIFE
BE AFRAID TO GIVE BLOOD