No u r owl

You are an owl, all owls go to heaven.

No, you seem to be a little stinky and you post a lot but you’re cool

Idk but you’re a dirt owl

No, you’re a chad person

I don’t know but owl be watching you

Your Honor, I hardly think the defendant should be addressing the jury in this manner

I don’t know, do you eat mice and vomit their bones?

What are the accusations levied at you?

you’re an owl, I’m a political subdivision; we’re both physically incapable of being bad people

No.

Since you asked me to be real, I love you dirt_owl, in a manner of speaking, whether you’re a good person or not. Eat that.