notifications rule

(⬤ᴥ⬤)@lemmy.blahaj.zone · vor 2 Jahren

notifications rule

infinull@lemmy.dbzer0.com · vor 2 Jahren

I received a notification to use Door Dash yesterday, to order food… while I was cooking soup.

P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br · vor 2 Jahren

This is certainly not a coincidence.

zurohki@aussie.zone · vor 2 Jahren

I mean, it was probably dinner time. No grand conspiracy behind that one.

Swedneck · vor 2 Jahren

scentsors detected the smell of shit food, push notification sent.

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · vor 2 Jahren

Soup is (almost) always delicious, I won’t stand for this slander.

humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · vor 2 Jahren

Soup is what happens when someone looks at delicious food and thinks “if I water this down, I bet I can make it last twice as long for my starving children.”

Swedneck · vor 2 Jahren

seriously, stew is better than soup in every god damn way

P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br · vor 2 Jahren

I wonder what’s for dinna

absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz · vor 2 Jahren

Look at this guy, blithely inviting a holy war to his doorstep.

Swedneck · vor 2 Jahren

i’m just stating an objective fact

colin@lemmy.uninsane.org · vor 2 Jahren

soup is what happens when the fridge isn’t totally empty, but somehow’s still missing a key ingredient for every recipe you can remember.

so i guess that’s not far off, and the rest is just a matter of outlook (and taste)

WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world · vor 2 Jahren

Any soup but mushroom or pumpkin.