I’m in our daily standup and it’s turned into exchanging fucked up sysadmin redundancy tales.

One place I worked lost a machine room. They’d fired people so fast that nobody remembered where the boxes were any more.

I knew, but they didn’t ask me. Oh well!

The cycle of IT binge and purge is eternal. Post your tales here.

  • Mii@awful.systemsEnglish
    15·
    3 months ago

    Well, our company is trying really hard to make my whole department redundant at the moment.

    Some months ago our CEO went to Silicon Valley to “talk to some people”, although I have no idea what he really did there. We’re also from Europe and don’t even sell anything in the Americas, so that trip was really unusual. And ever since he came back, he’s been completely AI-brained, and here’s some things that happened since then:

    • an executive order to “integrate AI into all layers of our business”
    • replacing all our laptops with new Thinkpads because they are apparently better for AI and have a Copilot button
    • activating Copilot for MS Teams even though it’s 100% not GDPR-compliant
    • dumping tens of thousands of euros into MS Fabrics in the hopes that it will somehow vomit out useful data for marketing; it hasn’t vomited out ANYTHING so far

    Worst of all, though, our development department consists of two people including me, and the other guy mostly does organizational stuff so I am more or less alone responsible for the entirety of our production-critical code. We are understaffed and I am working on a project for which I was promised two juniors early next year … now however, I was being asked to evaluate whether we can do that with AI instead, and the hires have been shelved.

    And I don’t think I’m allowed to submit “lol no”.

      • Mii@awful.systemsEnglish
        8·
        3 months ago

        I actually flagged this with our DSO, still waiting for the results.

        (Somehow MS Teams itself did go through years ago, which also surprised me.)

    • -dsr-@awful.systemsEnglish
      4·
      3 months ago

      My semi-serious suggestion:

      “That sounds great. I’m going to need to take a course in how to best utilitize AI, and the existing timeline will probably need to change. To really engage at expert level, I will go look at best-practices from experts. You’ll sign off on reasonable expenses, right?”

      Then book a trip to [interesting place] and get it expensed. Then look for a new job while promising great things in a few months time, maybe a year or so.