If you aren’t living the Hexbear Lifestyle 24/7/365, you are failing this community. Take 5 whole minutes in the morning to put on your uniform if you’re going to post here.
If you’re not wearing this uniform then you’re indulging in bourgeois fashion
“Fool that I am, to have been carrying superfluous baggage all this time!”
Uniform in question
If you aren’t taking the uniform seriously, you’re insulting the core values of this website. Wear your medals if you still need to feel “unique”.
I can’t fit all the Hero of the Soviet Union awards I’ve awarded myself as the One True Leftist onto my top.
I saw someone browsing Hexbear in public
How are y’all shoulder surfing this hard? The logo doesn’t even stay at the top anymore
It’s a dark theme forum and I inspect every screen I see for it. But that wasn’t even it. It’s when I said to that person “The hexbear bacons at midnight” and they didn’t give the reply that I knew they were a fucking POSER.
careful, they’re probably
The uniform?
A bear suit
Me and the comrades preparing to post to hexbear . net
Look, they didn’t have tailplugs in my size
