i’m ready to do my part to defeat the LGBTQ+

i say there’s room in the compound for musicians and other entertainers. let there be joy

it looks so cute tho

shidding really is so fundamental to our democracy

we did it! we found the dreamer!

no votes will count for PSL

now that’s what i call democracy!

in bad country they hold sham elections where you’re only allowed to vote for the government approved candidate

i’m cry laughing at the idea of a super intense cinematic moment where he’s trying to draw his last breath and everyone around is trying to get him to sign the ballot

“plant-based - hunting (fishing included)”??? while i’m not going to be so bold as to claim there is not one person in the world who doesn’t eat meat but does sport hunt, it’s difficult for me to imagine that’s very common lol

i like how the lid works

I see, do you see?

lol, lmao “blow me, blow yourself?”

what if some white dude and some other white dude made a podcast

the one that gets me is when there are milk products in spicy chips like…? doesn’t milk denaturize capsaicin? you’re making the chips less spicy by doing that, you absolute clowns

uhm so this whole time I thought it was an iron man costume

like I thought he was riffing on being the real tony stark hell i’ve even seen this full picture before and I guess my brain just filled in the iron man parts

bizarre wtf is this actually?

maybe it’s time to reevaluate your views

get a grip

imagining if centipedes had the size of dogs and hating them 500% more

you know what? i’m convinced. they got me.

this November - 2024 - i will be casting my

for abraham lincoln.