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coeliacmccarthy [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to electoralism@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 年前

he fart. he poo

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he fart. he poo

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coeliacmccarthy [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to electoralism@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 年前
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he win election

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  • regul [any]@hexbear.net
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    Trump poll numbers through the roof with doo-doo ass-Americans.

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      This had me convulsing with laughter

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      @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net be like i-voted

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    People at Trump rallys are gonna start staining the back of their pants brown in solidarity.

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      Don’t laugh, they were holding signs saying real men wear diapers at one rally when someone said that Trump does. So they’re kind of beyond parody at this point.

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        charlie-kirk exists as an emoji for a similar reason that involved chuds in a crib for… protest reasons?

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          Sad they need to dress up their adult baby kink in some stupid bs because the right kink-shames.

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            My “don’t kink shame acts between consenting adults” rule gets into a blurry area when nazis are clearly getting off to something while whining about Traditional Family Values and more often than not wanting to purge people that they’re getting off to.

            The blurry area gets more firmly nyet when those same nazis want to put children into camps to “correct” them somehow. libertarian-alert

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              deleted by creator

              • UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net
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                The freeze-gamergate fixation on forcing everyone into mandated consumption of bleached bland cishet “nonpolitical” hellspawn hybrids of hedonism and puritanism in synthesis, where feeemales in their treats are supposed to make them horny but only in a narrow corridor of acceptable ways, is certainly an example of that.

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    Bifartisan politics

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      kelly

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    le-monke

    Uh-oh stinky

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Pretty sure I made a fake news headline about this exact scenario a couple months back lmao

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      lathe-of-heaven

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        The wild part is that it’s the laziest shit I can think up comes true. We live in the clown hell timeline.

        • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          Fart

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            I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

            • yewtu.be
            • inv.nadeko.net
            • yt.artemislena.eu
            • piped.video
  • pooh [she/her, love/loves]@hexbear.net
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    omg he’s just like me!

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    There is a reason they were called brownshirts

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      Brownpants

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        brownpants and reds is a lot more concerning of a book title

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    I have a poopy day all the time. All the time.

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    He really shits what everybody’s farting

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    this is how he can regain his moistness

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    he fart, he poo

    won’t make it to the loo

    uh oh, oh no

    he really gotta go

    oh boy, oh my

    bald eagles gonna cry

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      amerikkka-clap

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        thank you

        thank you

        i will be here all night (on account of my vicious insomnia please send help)

    • coeliacmccarthy [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      heard this in my head in the voice of neil young

      • Anvil_Lavigne [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        fair & valid & understandable

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      Gonna tell my kids this was Super Bass

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    It wouldn’t shock me if trump shat his pants but let’s be real, these are pretty weak videos. I’ve seen better evidence of bigfoot than this is evidence of trump shitting himself. Recall what it actually looks like when one of these geriatrics loses control of their bowels:

    https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4909685/user-clip-nadlers-accident

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      shidding really is so fundamental to our democracy

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    I watched the two vids at the link. Sad. Libs clutching at straws. The sound could have been his stomach growling or any other sort of background noise. As for the feces - I don’t know where they get that shit.

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      clutching at fards

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        Too little - too shart

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    Is it true that trump-anguish fills an adult diaper during most of his speeches?

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    Depends. sans-troll

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      sans-doot

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    I didn’t think Trump Derangement Syndrome would reach these kinds of heights. The libs have completely lost it this election cycle.

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