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minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·12 hours agoApart from the pillow’s involvement, how is that different than a normal Tuesday night?
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 hours agoCouches are sluts, they’re up for anything.
minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·12 hours agoMom makes meatloaf on Tuesdays.
Apart from the pillow’s involvement, how is that different than a normal Tuesday night?
You don’t fuck it
What about the couch?
Only if you’re a weird Republican
Couches are sluts, they’re up for anything.
Mom makes meatloaf on Tuesdays.