• festnt@sh.itjust.works
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    3 months ago

    real men don’t clean themselves at all so that their musk is always noticed by everyone in the room they’re in

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      3 months ago

      Real men are like a bison bull, hairy smelly and they roll around in dirt.

      The sad thing is that only bison cows are into that.

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        3 months ago

        rolling around in dirt would be an improvement, dirt is honestly fairly hygenic especially compared to enclosed sweaty skin where bacteria has a great time