• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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    3 months ago

    Basically a 900LB Cocker Spaniel that’s afraid of it’s own farts and will eventually kill every single tree within reach. I also will never own horses.

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      2 months ago

      i mean if i haven’t kept the best diet for a couple days i’m afraid of my own farts too