Ahh yes. The missing element that has been holding back the Russian military efforts: a fat old man who pretends to be tough on camera.
I mean since Prigo’s gone they have a lack of that.
Seagal also played a cook once, the analogy checks out
Easy - Success: President Putin, I am ready. Send me to the frontline.
Legendary - Failure: Wait, what?
“Mr. Putin is helping me find my relevance.”
The Expendibles
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My favorite Steven Seagal story is that he’d tell people that when he was living in Japan he had to DEFEND his father-in-law’s dojo from YAKUZA GANGSTERS. His ex wife responded to that by saying it was total bullshit and all he did was yell at some drunk dudes who might not even been Yakuza. Pathological liar. Move over failsons. We’ve got failsons-in-law now.
Maybe he wasn’t lying, he’s just delusional and actually thought he was defending the dojo from yakuza members
My “favorite” Steven Seagal story is that time he drove a tank through somebody’s house and killed their dog while LARPing as a cop
Russia’s finally unleashing their secret weapon. Ukraine is doomed.
Judo flip! Judo roll! Judo chop!
well im sorry to hear that, because im gonna snatch every ukrainian birthday
Under Seige 3: Pokrovsk.
The main scene I remember from under siege is the woman jumping out of the cake.
The 9th Dan Grandmaster of Bullshido strikes again
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Steven Segal single handedly conquers all of Europe with his love taps
Too bad, Gene LeBell is already gone, or he could just choke out Seagal again.
PSA: it’s pronounced sea-gull, like the bird that steals your French fries on the beach. He didn’t like it so he started pronouncing it different.
He should become part of a shahed squad. That sounds about his speed
