If Papua New Guinea is attacking you, you done fucked up.
Oh boy, two cakes!
Get his ass!
New Zealand attacking Australia implies that one of the comprador states in the Middle East is attacking Israel.
I suppose if all those countries had ballistic missiles it might be pretty tough for Australia.
That being said
I honestly cannot think of something that would cause a kiwi invasion of australia. It’d have to be so so bad.
I can dream of Aboriginal and Māori restorationism
Isn’t the current government backsliding pretty heavily on Māori rights? Like they straight up went back on some treaty stuff.
If everyone hates you, you must be doing something right! 😏
A full on pan-scandinavian war like in the good ol’ times would be hilarious.
A bunch of tattooed, barista-looking Norwegian dorks versus hairgelled party-Swedes versus drunken Danish uncles versus emo Finns with mullets.
Is that Australia or Scandinavia, me confuse…
They’ll call them the “Bogan Wars”.