RobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours agoWoman Who Sued Company for Not Giving Her a Farewell Card Finds Out They Did Buy a Card But Almost No One Signed Itwww.latintimes.comexternal-linkmessage-square83fedilinkarrow-up1594arrow-down110
arrow-up1584arrow-down1external-linkWoman Who Sued Company for Not Giving Her a Farewell Card Finds Out They Did Buy a Card But Almost No One Signed Itwww.latintimes.comRobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours agomessage-square83fedilink
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-234 minutes agoI’m leaning towards either, “Fabricating The Onion,” or “Puking The Onion.” I think the first is a more accurate assessment of the situation though. Edit: both my suggestions aren’t any good next to “Picking/Plucking The Onion.”
minus-squareCris@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-237 minutes agoPresuming the onion When it is in fact, an orange 😌
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-236 minutes agoThat’s not bad, but I’m not sure it beats the other suggestion of, “Plucking the Onion.” Edit: I misremembered, they actually said “Picking the Onion.”
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·35 minutes agoThis is better than both of my suggestions. The only refinement I can suggest is, “Plucking The Onion.”
I’m leaning towards either, “Fabricating The Onion,” or “Puking The Onion.” I think the first is a more accurate assessment of the situation though.
Edit: both my suggestions aren’t any good next to “Picking/Plucking The Onion.”
Presuming the onion
When it is in fact, an orange 😌
That’s not bad, but I’m not sure it beats the other suggestion of, “Plucking the Onion.”
Edit: I misremembered, they actually said “Picking the Onion.”
Picking the onion
This is better than both of my suggestions. The only refinement I can suggest is,
“Plucking The Onion.”
Pickling the onion